HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

blacksoulbrighteyes:

"Depression is a prison"

blacksoulbrighteyes:

"Depression is a prison"

list of electronic music genres, in order of most to least environmentally friendly

jobhaver:

  1. witch house, moon powered
  2. vaporwave, steam powered
  3. space rock, solar powered
  4. ambient, wind powered
  5. psychedelic trance, mind powered
  6. drum and bass, are the bass farm raised or wild caught?
  7. acid house, too many chemicals
  8. industrial, very heavy carbon footprint

roryink:

nerdiegirlie:

when they were prepping me for the surgery the nurse put one of those cloth hats over my head to keep the hair out of my face

she said “here’s your party hat”

and i was already trippin balls so I said 

"yaAAY paaaarty"

and wiggled around on the table like a gleeful slug

i think about this post sometimes and it makes me grin like a dope

you are most certainly going to die.